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« on: May 27, 2009, 10:10:40 PM » |
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I'll start this shit, because everybody's got a story that either happened 2 themselves or others.
At one particular party, some girl came in2 the bathroom around 4am, sat on the toilet with her pants still on, and shat herself. Be4 she passed out in the stall, she threw up in her own lap. When discovered by security, she was carried out by her hands and feet (hammock-stylee) and soundly deposited on the sidewalk outside of the venue.
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« Reply #1 on: May 27, 2009, 10:19:06 PM » |
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I'll start this shit, because everybody's got a story that either happened 2 themselves or others.
At one particular party, some girl came in2 the bathroom around 4am, sat on the toilet with her pants still on, and shat herself. Be4 she passed out in the stall, she threw up in her own lap. When discovered by security, she was carried out by her hands and feet (hammock-stylee) and soundly deposited on the sidewalk outside of the venue.
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« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2009, 10:48:47 PM » |
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TV is great for scenes like that. i love that freaky place.
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« Reply #4 on: May 27, 2009, 11:33:31 PM » |
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I over heard this quote on my way in the fest by some gay guy.
"Does anyone have any lube because I'm really thirsty."
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« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2009, 03:01:34 AM » |
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 OK the last day of the festival Monday @ the end we was walking back to the car and seen these kids cornering this jack rabbit in front of cobo, it started running down fort street galloping like baby joey roo, fucking people are stupid for bringing a rabbit to the D. I hope it didn't get hit. crazy shit tripped me out
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« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2009, 09:28:36 AM » |
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OK the last day of the festival Monday @ the end we was walking back to the car and seen these kids cornering this jack rabbit in front of cobo, it started running down fort street galloping like baby joey roo, fucking people are stupid for bringing a rabbit to the D. I hope it didn't get hit. crazy shit tripped me out  |
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« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2009, 10:10:37 AM » |
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watching crowd surfers fall to the cement! always funny.
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« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2009, 10:14:43 AM » |
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Some guy bursting out the main gate on the end of saturday stops dead on jefferson and yells "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT, I JUST GOT A FUCKING COSMIC GATE FLYER", and then proceeds to laugh loud as fuck. I got a giggle out of that.
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« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2009, 10:31:38 AM » |
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i saw some fat white trash eating a bowl of ketchup while listening to quentin harris. i also eavesdropped on his text messaging, and saw him write "meet me @ the corndog thing @ beetprot. hungry."
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« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2009, 11:02:47 AM » |
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Does this thread only have to apply to 2009? If not... I still think the best story, and probably most graphic ,was back in 03 maybe 04 when a candy raver managed to climb nearly to the to of the fountain. Upon his attempt to slide down, he went off the side about 12-15 feet up snapping his leg in half below the knee instantly on landing. The simultaneous "OHHHHHHHHH" from the crowd sounded like an 80's sitcom. The worst/ funniest part was the fact that he was too fucking high to realize what he had done and tried to run as the cops rushed towards him. The look of confusion on his face as to why he couldn't make much progress was unforgettable, like the face you imagine yourself having in a dream where you can only run in slow motion. It finally took about 5 of his friends to tackle him to the cement, with no shirt on I may add, so the paramedics could attend to him. Still probably the most graphic thing I've seen first hand since the Street Lordz/ Chedda Boyz fallout in front of Oslo. That incident however lacked the humor factor.
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2009, 11:10:06 AM » |
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Does this thread only have to apply to 2009?
common sense would say it should pertain to 2009, don't'cha think? |
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« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2009, 11:14:04 AM » |
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Still probably the most graphic thing I've seen first hand since the Street Lordz/ Chedda Boyz fallout in front of Oslo. That incident however lacked the humor factor.
I was helping work the door at Oslo.....THAT WAS the weirdest thing I've witnessed during fest. B pushed me in the door so fast and said "You didn't come prepared for this." My friends had "stuff" on their cars afterward. |
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« Reply #13 on: May 28, 2009, 11:18:47 AM » |
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watching crowd surfers fall to the cement! always funny.
bassnectar was encouraging crowd surfing. the girls were launching just fine, but then this dude swaned off stage...and everyone moved out of the way. |
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« Reply #14 on: May 28, 2009, 11:38:55 AM » |
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Does this thread only have to apply to 2009?
common sense would say it should pertain to 2009, don't'cha think? Mehhh... a good story is timeless. Plus it sets the bar for others to top. |
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